Knowl Johnson credited as playing...
Tommy Eatenton
- Tommy Eatenton: [at same time as his brother] Hello Miz Ouiser
- Jonathan Eatenton: Hello Miz Ouiser.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: [Makes a face] Ugh! Leave me alone!
- Jackson Latcherie: So much for a card game.
- Tommy Eatenton: Movie! Movie!
- Shelby: Its old and black and white.
- Drum: Nothing dirty there.
- Jonathan Eatenton: [holds up vhs tape] I got a classic. A Tale Of Two Kidneys.
- Shelby: [Bursts Out Laughing]
- Drum: [angrily snatches the vhs from Jonathan] You think that's funny?
- Jonathan Eatenton: Yeah Dad.
- Shelby: [Continues to Burst Out Laughing and puts her right hand in front of Jonathan to protect him in case their father tries to hit him]
- Drum: [angrily throws the vhs on the couch] That's not funny!
- Drum: That's not funny!
- Shelby: Ok Jonathan no more transplant jokes. Daddy doesn't like them?
- Jackson Latcherie: Whose turn is it?
- Tommy Eatenton: Oh Mama. Give me all your internal organs. I mean aces.
- Drum: [Angrily gets up from his seat and walks out of the room] .
- Shelby: [Bursts Out Laughing]
- M'Lynn: [Bursts Out Laughing]
- Tommy Eatenton: Gosh Dad I'm sorry. It just slipped out.
- M'Lynn: Go Fish.