Fred Savage credited as playing...
- Haley: Hi, I'm Haley. If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm going to scream.
- Corey: Could you scream quietly?
- Haley: What do you think I'm stupid?
- Corey: It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!
- Haley: Boy, is THAT sexist.
- Corey: It's not sexist! It's... romantic.
- Corey: 50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?
- Haley: What's his problem?
- Corey: Jimmy's just shy.
- Haley: Shy a few bricks I'd say.
- Corey: No he's okay. He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.
- Haley: [Corey tries to kiss Haley but gets shoved down] I know what you were trying to do and you can just forget it. There is no way. I am not kissing a boy.
- Corey: A girl maybe?
- Haley: You smart ass!
- [Grabs Corey and kisses him]
- Corey: So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?
- Corey: [as he puts his arm around Haley] Yeah, well, uh, just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal, huh?
- Corey: Two tickets to California.
- Bus Clerk: Do you have someplace specific in mind or do you just want to be dumped off at the border?
- Corey: Is Los Angeles specific enough?
- Corey: Where are we?
- Haley: Does it matter? We're broke.
- Corey: Oh yeah you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends, the one who knows all the codes.
- Haley: I got you this far, didn't I?
- Corey: Oh, I don't even know where "this" is!
- Haley: A lot of faith you got.
- Corey: Oh will you stop Haley? I mean we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared?
- Haley: I don't get scared! Now give me the four bucks you're holding out on.
- Corey: What?
- Haley: You flashed 21, you stashed four from the change at lunch. They didn't get it because you put it in your shorts. Now dish it up!
- Corey: You're getting awful personal you know.
- Haley: I don't get scared.
- Corey: [puts on mask] Never?
- [Haley punches him]
- Haley: You're a quitter Corey! And I don't care if you did like me! Your attitude sucks!
- [Corey looks confused]
- Corey: You wanted me to like you?
- Haley: [ruefully] Not anymore.
- [Haley turns and walks away]
- Corey: [disappointed] Great!
