- Kay, Dawn 'Sweetie': Shut up about it, all right?
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Oh, Okay. Okay, Bob?
- Bob: Okay.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Okay. Okay, Kay.
- Bob: Go for it.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Yeah, we're really gonna go for it.
- Bob: Just go for it.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Yeah. Tomorrow. We're just gonna go for it.
- Bob: Really go for it.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': And we're gonna get up early.
- Bob: Eleven o'clock.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Yeah.
- Bob: Go for it.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Have you ever been licked all over? I'm a good licker. I licked Bob last night. Even between his toes. I could show you what it feels like on your fingers. It's okay. No charge.
- Louis: Thank you.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': I could go on up your arm.
- Louis: No, thanks, Sweetie.
- Dawn 'Sweetie': Or, I could show you a goanna kiss on your bottom.
- Gordon: People like you two don't appreciate this, but the show world is full of unusual types. What's to say Sweetie's any more unusual?
- Gordon: Gee, she was a talented little thing. Sing, dance, tap, act the goat. Anything she put her mind to.
- Flo: Somebody told me About an endless journey And I can say I feel it clearly now He spoke to me Of lightness, grace and glory And I can see I feel it clearly now I can say He touched my soul and I know now I'll take the walking slow Movin'on and on - What did you hear - Oh, the sweetest sound We had a tree in our yard with a palace in the branches. It was built for my sister... and it had fairy lights that went on and off in a sequence. She was the princess. It was her tree. She wouldn't let me up it. At night their darkness frightens me. Someone could be watching from behind them- someone who wishes you harm. I used to imagine the roots of that tree crawling- crawling right under the house... right under my bed. Maybe that's why trees scare me. It's like they have hidden powers. Hey, hey, hey, come, come It was so, so, so soon Hey, hey, hey, come, come It was so, so, so soon Hey, hey, hey, come, come It was so, so, so soon Hey, hey, hey, come, come Hey, hey, hey, come, come It was so, so, so soon There was darkness all around But I did not feel a thing Yes, I saw him smilin'true The sword plows on through Although darkness tempted me That's when I reached out to you Hey, hey, hey Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo, doo, doo All right. Let's have a look then, shall we? Mmm. There is a man. He's going to be important. He's... offering a deep love. Yes. It's special. Oh. What's that? A question mark. Excuse me. Hello? I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, my dear, no. No. No. Teddy. Please, Teddy. Please? Thank you. Oh, yes. It's on his face. There's a question mark on his face, dear. - Question mark? - Yes. Question mark? Why didn't you tell me? Ohh! - Is that a sapphire? - No, it's a diamond, silly. - Lovely! - That's wonderful. Congratulations. - When's the wedding? - Soon. Kay, have you seen Cheryl's diamond? It's not my kind of thing. Not till you're asked. Eh, Kay? She believes in serial monogamy. So, uh, you believe in serial monogamy, Kay? Silly. Maybe. Well, what does that mean? It just means maybe. Oh, God. Question mark. Lou, you're staring. Kay. I don't know what I'm doing down here, but if Cheryl or anyone else sees me- I know. I'm as surprised as you are. It's just, well, I'm destined to be with you. That's a bit theatrical, isn't it? Look, I wouldn't bother you, but I think it's true. It's in the spirits. Kay. I don't want to hurt your feelings, but really, no. I've been engaged to Cheryl for, what, 55 minutes. Toss. Toss a coin. - For what? - For keeps. All right. But they have to be tails, all five. Tails. Why didn't you tell me this before? - Tails. - Anyway, this doesn't matter. Because I'm in love with Cheryl. I'm on the right road I'm on the right road I'm on the right road to glory I'm on the right road I'm on the right road Mended my soul And now I stand upon The right road To glory, glory - Hallelu- - Oh, shit! Well, look in the park. Hey, look! Well, pick 'em up. I'm not proud. You know, I feel all... sexy. Yeah. Love Love will never, never Never Let you fall Kay? Love Love will never, never, never Later I told him about the question mark... and how we were meant to be. He understood. He'd worked out that there were seven spiritual planes... and the kind of love we had was somewhere near the top. Love will never, never, never Let you fall - Clayton? - They're taking your hoistie! Him and another man. Ah. Hi, Kay. Lou, what - - See? - Hello, Simboo. What are you doing? I'm putting in a baby alder. - That? - Yeah. I'm planting it for us. Lou, this tree's got yellow leaves. What does that mean? That's okay. It's just a mineral deficiency. - A mineral deficiency? - Once we put it in, it'll recover. Well, where will I dry the washing? Come on, Kay. It'll be lovely- our anniversary tree. What about the roots, Lou? They spread in under the house. That kind of damage costs a fortune. Kay! Let's not do it. I don't want this tree. It's yellow and sick. Jesus! See ya. Uh, it's a good tree, Kay. That yellow, it's nothing. It was so, so, so soon It was so, so, so soon Hey, hey, hey, come, come It was so, so, so soon Hey, hey, hey, come, come What if it does die? What? The tree. Well, we'll get another one. Yeah, but this one's our tree. Look, it's not gonna die. The roots grow to be really strong. They can split concrete. Kay! Kay! Wanna buy one of me cars? Kay! Do you wanna buy a car? - I don't want a car, Clayton. - Just one. No, I don't want any. Please! I've gotta go. Where did you sleep? In the other room. - Why there? - Shh! Louis! Are you there? Come on! Louis! Couldn't sleep. I've got a cold. Germs. Oh, yeah. What's he doing? Shh. He's meditating. What for? Become aware of your breath. Thunder. He's a wild one. This is Blaze. He used to be my favorite. This is Blaze's mother, Gypsy. That's her foal, Pride. This one's Socks. See? Who done that? My sister. That's Broken Heart. - Kay? - Yeah? Thunder! Thunder! Giddyap! Our tree's gone. That's strange. Yeah. Got it looking nice. It's just temporary. Thunder! I don't know why... but even when my cold went... I couldn't move back. I just stayed on in the spare room. Well, good night. Good night, big sister. Don't call me that. I'm your girlfriend. All right then. Love Love will never, never Never Let you fall Excuse me. I don't feel anything. Okay. Good. Take a seat. Gently close the eyes. It just makes me irritable. Yes. Good. Gently... close the eyes. But it's not working. Yes. Good. Just gently... close the eyes. Gently... close the eyes. Well, it won't work. I won't feel any quiet. Oh, dear. They are dirty. What have you been doing? - Making mud pies. - Our minds... begin to slow down. Now we begin to find some quiet. There you are. Oh, hi, Melony. - Hmm. How was your class? - About eight turned up. That's all right. That's good. Hmm. Anyway, I found that book I was talking about. Oh, yeah? What was that? The tantric book. Mmm. - Oh, right. - Mmm. Mmm. Somewhere. Somewhere it says. Yeah. Here it is. Melony, you did all of this? I've done some of it. Mmm. Mmm. It's pretty involved stuff. - Mmm. Yes. - Lou, are you ready? Oh. Kay. - How was it? - Hi, Kay. You look beautiful. You know, I think it's great that you're doing this. - Mmm. - Thanks. I'll wait outside. Melony is such a bitch. I couldn't believe he was talking to her. What was that book you were looking at? Just a meditation book. What's the matter? Nothing. Kay. Kay! Oh, God. Look who's here. - What a nerve. - Can you believe he's here? What's he doing here? What, did she ask him in or something, did she? - Bitch. - Great. Oh, charming. Piss off, dickhead. - Did you see what's he's wearing? - Doesn't know what he's doing. Things aren't going well, are they? - I thought you wanted it like this. - No. No, I don't. I'm not happy. Nor am I. I read somewhere once that when the other side of things breaks down... one thing you can do is make an appointment with each other for sex. Do you wanna try? All right. Tonight? It's weird. Yeah, I know. Well... bye. Love Love will never, never Never Let you fall Love Love will never, never Never Let you fall Don't you want to? I don't know. Do you? Feels like you're my brother or something. Yeah. Incest. Look, we just have to relax and things will go back to normal. Some animals won't mate in captivity. Like pandas. They don't. What happens? Uh, I think they get depressed. You know, I think we're just going through a non-sex phase, that's all. It's probably more spiritual like this. I mean, the Dalai Lama doesn't do it. Yeah. You know, I've really been seriously thinking about getting all this cut off. Chop? There's a light on, Lou. Fuck! Someone's broken the window! Kay, they could still be in there. Oh, God. No! Look! Oh. It's all right. - Kay? - Yeah? It's a friend of mine. What, she broke in? Yeah, she's a bit - a bit mental. There's someone with her. I'll handle this. Okay? I'm coming in. Surprise! What are you doing here? You know you're not allowed. You broke the bloody window. I'm really mad at you. It wouldn't open, Kay. It was really stiff. Of course it was. It was locked. Yeah, well, I couldn't get it to open. Hi. Sweetie says that you're a really nice lady. - Who's he? - My producer. Bob, meet Kay. Kay, Bob. You've stopped taking your medication, haven't you? Yeah, well, Bob and I are really gonna walk through some doors, Kay. We're really getting it together. Tell him to take off Louis's jacket. You can't stay. You know that. Oh, yeah? Well, if it wasn't so late, we'd go, you know. But I just wanted to see you and say "Hi there!" Oh, no! You didn't! What is this stuff? Some Mexican weed? No! Why was it in the wardrobe? Just forget about this plant, all right? It's just a tree. A little tree. I don't want you to mention it. All right? - Yeah. Oh, okay. - Okay. - But why was it in the war- - Shut up about it, all right? Okay. Okay, Bob? - Okay. - Okay. Okay, Kay. - Got any more of those things we were sucking on? Hi! - Hello. - Hey. Do you wanna watch me swim? Okay. I'm in my birthday pool! Hi. Have they gone? They're next door. What are they doing there? She's your sister. Is that right? Kay? She was just... born. I don't have anything to do with her. What are you doing, Dawn? Having a relax. You're supposed to have gone. Bob was feeling sick, Kay. There's not just me to think of. Hey, Kay! Does she have a princess castle? With lights? - Up a tree? - Yes, she does. You be Thunder, Bob! Watch, Kay! Come on, Bob! Giddyap! Giddyap! Why are you so tough on her? She's okay. She was fine today. Oh, yeah? You wait. She's a dark spirit. Oh, come on, Kay. She's had bad luck, being in a coma for a year. Jesus, it's no wonder she's not normal. Is that what she told you? She's never been in a coma. She's never even been unconscious. Yee-hah! Yee-hah! Come on, Bob! - Go for it. - Yeah, we're really gonna go for it. - Just go for it. - Yeah. Tomorrow. - We're just gonna go for it. - Really go for it. And we're gonna get up early. - 11:00. - Yeah. - Go for it. - And then - - Do you think we should go into town? - Mmm. You awake? Yeah. Why? I'm missing you. Why don't you move back? - You can bring your bed. - I miss you too. But I can't move back now. She'd think it was spare. I hope she's still got her coil in. They've been at it a fair bit. Yeah. I suppose they've just met. And again, Bob. Wouldn't mind getting through to the toilet someday. Yeah, actually- Lou, you've got a hard-on. Yeah. I know. Right. I'm telling them to stop. No. No, don't do that. Dawn, can you finish? We want to get to the bathroom. Come on, then. Done your wee-wees? Yay! Our turn! Our turn! Our turn! Come on, Bob! Go, Bob! - Yay! Ball's over! - You're supposed to run with it! - Right. - Are you ready, Sweetie? Aah! Louis! - Louis! - Go, Sweetie! - Bob. - That wasn't fair. I'm lonely. Bob's asleep. Aren't you and Kay on together? Yes. Then why don't you sleep in the same room? Kay has a cold. Oh. A cold. Have you ever been licked all over? I'm a good licker. I licked Bob last night. Even between his toes. I could show you what it feels like on your fingers. It's okay. No charge. - Thank you. - I could go on up your arm. No, thanks, Sweetie. Or I could show you a goanna kiss on your bottom. Oh, no, thank you. Honestly. You're nice, Louis. Your face is nice. I like it. It's nice. Ohh. You okay, Bob? He's okay. What is it? - Ha! - Like knows like. Ah, like two little orphans. Oh, look at this. She's taking its little arms off! Did you like that? God! I thought a big snail was sliding up my nightie. Feels cold and wet. And? What? Can I keep doing it? Why? Louis! Oh, shit! Sweetie! - So, what are these? - Hi, Kay. Dawn! I don't know. Sleeves! - But not your sleeves. - All right. They've been quite useful, Kay. Well, where's the rest of it? - Where's the rest of it? - It's outside drying. Kay, Sweetie's done something she shouldn't have done. And, well, we've already talked about it and I think she understands it was wrong. Oh, shut up! Oh, fuck. - That's it. - I've told her- This isn't the first time. She's been treating my things like this all her life. Get up! Go on! You're going right now! - That's just it! - I'm getting upset. - This is ridiculous. - I'm gonna do something. - I'm really gonna do something! - I don't care! Just get out! - I'm not going! I'm not going! - Boy, she really means it. - You're going, Dawn! - No, I'm not going! - I'm not going! - We're not giving you anything else! I've really had it with you! - She's gonna hurt me, Louis! Don't let her! - Kay, she's gonna go. Aren't you, Sweetie? Get going! Right! That's it! You really asked for it! I'm gonna do something now. I'm sorry I got mad. It's just that I'm not used to having- Jesus, Sweetie! You'd better not have damaged them. Spit them out. Now! Aaah! Oh, you bitch! You fucking bitch! Give them back! Oh, you - Oh, you cow! Kay! Stop! Don't. She might choke. - Ohh! - Jesus, Sweetie. Here. Cough it up. Come on. It's all right. Kay's not mad anymore. - Spit it out. It's okay. - Cough it up! It's okay. Go on. You better go. Gordon, I'm not gonna be made to feel guilty. Look at Eddie and Majella. They were like us. Drifting along for years making a mess of things. Anyway, it's just a trial. A month apart. Gordon? Gordon? I'm leaving, dear. The plates are cooling. All you need to do is pop 'em in the freezer. Dawn. Dawn! All right! - Dad. - Can I come in? I'm getting on real well, Dad. Well, that's great. That's terrific. Can I come in? Who is it? Dad. Dad, what are you doing? - I'm not going back. - That's all right. I'm making it, Dad. I'm walking through doors. This time I'm doing it, eh? - That's good, Dawn. - Where's Mum? "One moment, please, sir, and I'll check on that." Remember that, Dad? " One moment, please, sir, and I'll check on that." I remember it, all right. - I've got a producer this time. - Well, that's good, Dawn. Uh, can you put these in the freezer, Kay? We don't have a freezer, Dad. What, no freezer? Jesus! Would you like to be introduced to Bob, Dad? Uh, later, Dawn. No freezer? Well, I suppose we'd better eat 'em. There's a couple of Tuesdays. Dad, what's gone wrong? Oh, your mother's left me. I can't talk about it. I get bad. There's a Saturday and... three Wednesdays. Boy. So, uh, Sweetie's doing all right, eh? - Are you kidding? - Oh, give her a go, Kay. This could be what we've been looking for for her. Come and meet my producer. Come on! Shh. He's asleep. He believes in me... and I believe in him. She's gotta go, Dad. Him too. - I can't have them here anymore. - It is a bit hard, Gordon. I'm trying to run a business from the house. Get rid of Bob first. Then it'll be easier. Take him to a restaurant or something... and afterwards jump in a cab by yourself. Oh, no. - I just thought of something. - Yeah? The suit. We've gotta get him out of your suit. Forget the suit. Lou, your T.M. suit! I thought I brought you kids up to love each other. It's a bit hard when she's in fairyland. "One moment, please, sir, and I'll check on that." My God, if I hear her say that line one more time, I'll tear her throat out. I can't understand what's happening. The whole family's coming apart like a wet paper bag. People like you two don't appreciate this... but the show world is full of unusual types. What's to say Sweetie's any more unusual? She's talented. She's sincerely talented. You never did appreciate her, Kay. But this Bob fella could be her break. Gee, she was a talented little thing. Sing, dance, tap, act the goat. Anything she put her mind to. What, shall we sit here? Nice place, Bob. Very interesting. Yeah, it's a good place. Oh, look, I fucking had you, mate. Why don't you just piss off. I'm not serving you. That's fuckin' it. No. This is good custom, Mandy. This is, um, uh -Yeah. He's paying. - Show her your wallet or something like - - What? Show her me wallet? Young lady, I can assure you I am quite financial. I'll just have a coffee. That's good work. You showed her. Look, uh, Bob... I- I'm going to be straight with you. I think it's only fair. I don't know what Dawnee's told you... but the truth is that she's never actually held a position in the entertainment field. But she really wants to. - That's the main thing, eh? - Uh, it's important. Eh, she's not a total no one. Oh, no. She's a very talented young lady. Too talented, emotional, creative. What'll you have, sir? What should I have here, Bob? What's good here? Uh - - Oh - - As a kid, she was so good... the teachers would have had her for nothing. My wife thought I put her on a pedestal, but you had to. I can remember her this high. She used to line all the kitchen chairs out on the lawn... and flick 'em over just like Fred, only better. What I'm trying to say, Bob - and it's hard for me to say it - is... has she got a chance? Bob? Bob. Dad, Mum rang last night. She wants me and Louis to go and visit her out west. You know what she's doing? She's got a job cooking for some jackeroos. She knows you're here. So she doesn't want to see me. Not even interested in the old bugger. Dad, she didn't say that. Sounds to me like she did. There's a big drum in here says she did. Like her damn fists are inside, beating me up. - What are you up to, Gordon? - Cleaning the car. Yeah? What for? - Out west. - Oh. How you going? She's missing young Bob, eh? - Show Louis your chair trick. - Shut up. Lou. Okay. I'll show you. Get the chair. Turn it round a bit. She used to flip 'em over herself. Louis. Watch me. Louis. Oh. - I thought she wasn't coming. What's she doing out there? - I know. I'll go out and talk to her. Sweetie, I'm afraid you can't come this time. I want you to stay and hold the fort for Dad. Okay? Come on, princess. You're Dad's real girl. You know that, don't ya? Come on. Out you come. She's so bloody cunning. Well, she's gotta get out sometime. Even if it's just to go to the toilet. I like that there. I don't like the grass growing round and competing with the roots of the citrus. Particularly with an old tree like that. Uh, you- Oh, God. Oh! All right. Everyone in the car. Is that the phone? - Can you get it? - I'll run back. I'll go and get her. Sweetie, telephone. It's Bob, Sweetie. See? I told you he'd ring, didn't I? Bob. What's he want? Well, he said something about an audition. He sounds excited. He's waiting, darling. He won't wait forever. Why'd he have to ring now for? Well, he has. But if you're not interested, I'll go and tell him. - Is he tricking me? - I can't keep Bob waiting. Lou, is it really Bob? You'll have to go and see for yourself, Sweetie. Wait! Come on. Bob? Bob. Oh. Oh. Dad, what are you doing? How long's this routine gonna last? About an hour. Is he worried about something? Have I upset him? No. He's meditating. Jesus. Look at the size of this fella. Come on, matey. Off to work. Is this it? They don't seem to be expecting us. - Ask. - Uh, hey. Maybe you should get out. This is good. So great. I appreciate your coming all this way. Yeah. Well, I don't know how you feel about Gordon being with us. He was gonna wait in a nearby town, but there just wasn't anything nearby. - There's a bloke in there. - Oh, yeah? Gordon, Kay. Gonna come in and join us all for a meal? Gordon, please come in. You're very welcome. Come on, sweetheart. There's a love That waits for you And there's a love That waits for me It's a love So good and true And I know Will always be - Let me hold you in my arms - In my arms - And you won't be sorry, dear - Sorry, dear - For I know - Yes, I know that you're the one That you're the one You're the love that waits for me - So forget - That's Mum. About the heartache And the troubles you've been through - I didn't know she could sing. - Somewhere - Yeah. She's not bad. - There's a someone For someone just like you There's a love - That waits for you - Night. And there's a love - That waits for me - I hope Dad's all right. It's a love so good and true I believe we can begin again. Out here I can believe it. But, well, you know - I know. It's Sweetie. She's had her way too long. - Dad and I have a right to a life too. - I know, Mum, but will she let you? Well, what's been happening isn't fair to her either. All illusions. Yes, but illusions don't go away. They become more subtle. I mean, what's real? It's a big question. Not to me. Not now. I feel like I know. I hope so. It's just that Dawn is so damn clever. I really think she's evil. I've told Louis that. She's not evil. She's just frightened. What noise do crocodiles make, Louis? Follow me, crocs. Ooh. It's lovely. Oh. One, two, cha-cha-cha. One, two, cha-cha-cha. Can I have a turn? Come on. It's lovely. It's not my kind of music. Come on. Please. For me? Car. That's it. It's Jay. - It's her father. - No. You can tell by the lights. May I? Mm-hmm. - Remember. - Yeah. You still have to fix that fence. That'll upset him no end. Serves him right. - Oh, that's right. Yeah. - Shouldn't have gone off. - Hello, love. - Hello, Dad. Gordie and I are just about to start the breakfast. Come on, Gordie. Let's get cookin'. You do toast and tables. - Have a good sleep? - Yes, thanks. So let me take you in my arms - In my arms - And you won't be sorry, dear - Sorry, dear - For I know that you're the one - You're the one - You're the love that waits for me Oh, I know What's the matter? Are you all right? I just want everybody to be together. Oh, honey. - Sweetie? - Mmm. He's in a fix about her. One thing we decided, she's not gonna live with us. We're finding her something nice close by. That's good, Mum. That's really great. Oh, I don't know. I don't think he can do it. Well, he must. It's for the best. He's under her thumb. Kay, look at him. He's scared stiff. Well, it doesn't look too bad. Sweetie. Hey, baby. You all right? Sweetie. You just left me. You're a big girl. I left money for food. I had to spend that, didn't I? I had to buy a skirt. Flo, she hasn't been eating. We've been looking forward to seeing you, Sweetie. What's she doing? Dawn, what is it? - Stop it, Dawn. Stop it now. - Shush, Kay. Hello, little puppy. Hello, little puppy. Tell Daddy all you know. Come on now. Come - Come on now. Little puppy. I can't believe this. If Dawn wants to be a dog, that's fine by me. No wonder you were left behind. Pull yourself together. We can't take you anywhere. - Ha, ha! - You'll end up in a damn home. Flo... have you, uh, seen my handstand? No. What a plain little yard. I suppose that's the way when you're renting. I did put a tree in once. - Here. But someone stole it. - Hmm. I can't imagine living without my trees. They give me hope. How do you get that big? Have you told Sweetie about the unit? Not yet. When we're home and organized. - But you're still hopeful. - Oh, yes. I'm not giving him up. Not without a struggle. Hers? Yeah. Whee! Dad! Rubbish? - How's it going? - Oh, just about there. It all looks like rubbish to me, but knowin' Sweetie - - I'll do that, Dad. - No. Look. I'll do it. Hey. Watch out. I'm here now. God. What's this? Hey, look, Kay. Baby alder leaf. Like our tree was. What's the matter? Nothing. Its leaves were going yellow. Oh! It's the plant, isn't it? Why don't you try meditating? Can't you forget it? Louis? Why can't you just forget it? I'm sorry. I was worried the plant would die, and it might... you know, be an omen. I'm sorry. You know I am. It's not just the plant. What? It's not just the plant. What else? Louis, what? Louis! You've got to tell me. It's not fair! What else? What else, Louis? Tell me what else! Louis, please don't do this! Talk to me, please! What else then? What else? You're abnormal. You can't even let a little plant live. Where are you going? Louis? - Can't we finish talking? - Far Louis? Beyond - Us - Far beyond us - Louis. - Go away! Far beyond us Closer Than our own - You better come in, dear. - Breath Don't mind Teddy. He's like this in the mornings. Now let's hold hands. Now, what is it? - My boyfriend left. - Oh. What's wrong? I thought you two were in love. Are you having sex? Not really. We're out of that phase. Oh, no, dear. You're never out of it. We're all animals. It doesn't pay to forget that. There's nothing more loyal than an animal. Forget your mind. Courage and sex. That's what love is. Listen to Teddy. He won't know love. Just the yearning. He's sick with it. I was wondering... do you think you can get him to come back with herbs or something? Oh, no, dear. Not with herbs. This is the best we can do. It's your voice, dear. It agitates him. Sweetie. - Hello? - Kay? It's Mum. It's Sweetie. She's up a tree. We can't get her down.
- Mrs. Schneller: We're all animals. It doesn't pay to forget that. There's nothing more loyal than an animal. Forget your mind. Courage and sex. That's what love is.
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