Karyn Parsons credited as playing...
Hilary Banks • Self
- Hilary: Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.
- Geoffrey: [handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?
- Carlton: Do I look like Roc?
- Will: [sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.
- Carlton: [ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!
- Ashley Banks: Why me?
- Carlton: Because I'm bigger than you.
- Will: See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
- Carlton: They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.
- Ashley Banks: [Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!
- Hilary: Out where?
- Ashley Banks: To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?
- Hilary: Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids!
- [Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley]
- Hilary: THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!
- Will: Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.
- Hilary: [Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!
- Will: Yo, girl!
- Hilary: And for your information, dinner comes first!
- [Hilary walks out of the kitchen]
- Will: Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me!
- [Uncle Phil walks in the room]
- Phillip Banks: Good morning, Will.
- Will: Good morning, Uncle Phil.
- [Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag]
- Will: Here's your lunch!
- Phillip Banks: [Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!
- Will: [about the house] Yo, this is better than Love Boat! This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.
- Phillip Banks: Hold on just a minute, son. We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values...
- Hilary: [walks in] Dad, I need $300!
- Hilary: I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. Every time we cut down a tree, it just takes us one step closer to global warming. And we must do it not just for ourselves or our children, but for all of humanity.
- Margaret Furth: Why, I never knew it was such a problem. I think it's great that you have the courage to want to do something about it.
- Hilary: Thanks. It's my passion.
- Margaret Furth: Where should I make a donation?
- Hilary: I don't know.