- Larry: (to cops) Stay back! (to Joey) Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place and half the fuckin' block to hell.
- Joey: He says stay back or he's gonna blow this place and half the block to hell.
- Detective Walters (Gary Howard Klar) (on bullhorn): Yeah? With what?
- Larry: The stuff on my bike there. It's very explosive stuff.
- Joey: He's got stuff strapped to his bike!
- Det. Walters: So what? So's my little kid. Look, we wanna know what it is.
- Larry: M2 plastic.
- Joey: (to Larry) Plastic?
- Larry: M2 plastic.
- Joey: (to Larry) Plastique? Oh, shit.
- Larry: Yeah.
- Joey: M2 plastique!
- Det. Walters: M2 plastique? You tell him we don't believe him. Where the hell did he get that?
- Larry: Jersey.
- Joey: Jersey!
- Det. Walters: OK! OK! What does he want?
- [Joe is trading insults with a photographer]
- Joey: You know what you are - you're an ass-half... Takes two of you to make an ass-whole.
- [first lines]
- Funeral Director: [funeral procession of cars is halted and the engine of the hearse is smoking] I don't know what's wrong with it! I thought you guys were supposed to service this thing!
- Hearse Driver: I don't know why he didn't service it.
- Funeral Director: Yeah, yeah, "I don't know".