- Mama Wheelis: [about Orville and Evalita getting stuck under an outhouse as children] I never vomited so hard in all my life. There I was hosin' ya down, the two of ya buck nekkid and covered in doo doo from head to toe.
- Lurlene: [regarding Evalita's latest husband] Well, I guess we shouldn't judge... but it's just so HARD!
- [chuckling]
- Sara Lee: [regarding Evalita's most recent wedding] The girl married in white... again!
- Mama Wheelis: I don't know who she thinks she's foolin'! Evalita's about as pure as MUD!