Vincent Guastaferro credited as playing...
Deputy Rick Cologne
- Deputy Rick: This kid really wants us to believe his story.
- Sheriff Garris: That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
- [Tommy suddenly turns off road]
- Sheriff Garris: Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
- Tommy: Please, Sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
- Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
- Tommy: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
- [Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
- Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
- Sheriff Garris: Now, see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
- Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
- Deputy Rick: Megan, don't clown around.
- Megan: I'm not the one with the funny red nose. Now, open the cell and let him out.
- Deputy Rick: Meggie.
- Megan: I'm not kidding.
- Tommy: You better do as she says, because wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
- Deputy Rick: Mike, over here!
- [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player]
- Deputy Rick: I'll order up some body bags.
- Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
- Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
- Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
- Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.