Mia Farrow credited as playing...
- [after learning Mickey is infertile]
- Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
- Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
- Hannah: I don't know. Excessive masturbation?
- Mickey: You gonna start knockin' my hobbies?
- Hannah: What triggered it?
- Evan: We were making a commercial down at the mayor's office. And there was this young, good looking salesman that your mother was throwing herself at him in a disgusting way. And when she found she was too old to seduce, that he was embarrassed by her...
- Norma: Liar! Liar!
- Evan: And at lunch she got drunker and drunker and, finally, she became Joan Collins!
- Norma: Hannah, can I tell everybody you're gonna play Desdemona?
- Hannah: Oh, Mom, it's only television.
- Norma: It's public television. To me, Shakespeare doesn't get any greater than Othello. You with some big black stud. I love it!
- Hannah: I invited Phil Gamisch tonight.
- Holly: Oh, Hannah, he's such a loser!...
- Hannah: He's not a loser at all. He's the headmaster at school.
- Holly: Oh, perfect. He reminds me of Ichabod Crane. His Adam's apple keeps jumping up and down when he's excited.
- Lee: She's flirting with all the men here.
- Hannah: Maybe when she's 80 she'll stop straightening her garter belt.
- Norma: Holly's game for anything. Holly takes after me.
- Hannah: True.
- Norma: I'd have been a great dope addict.
