Return to Mayberry (1986 TV Movie)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Thelma Lou : [after Barney steps down from the election, meaning he won't ask her to marry him] Barney, I love you, I don't care if you're sheriff or dog catcher or even chicken inspector.
Barney Fife : You deserve someone better. There's nothing you can say or do that'll-
[she kisses him]
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Barney Fife : [recalling two girls they dated] They sure were fun girls.
Andy Taylor : They sure liked to dance close, didn't they?
Barney Fife : Close? Mine actually bent my badge.
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Eunice Taylor : If you like, Barney, we'll leave our crib behind for you two.
Barney Fife : Well what would we want with a...
[eyes bug out, everybody laughs]