Married... with Children (1987–1997)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy, Cool Bud (aka Gilligan), Fluvio the Handsome, Self

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Quotes 

• Al : [to himself]  Why do I suddenly feel I'm in the presence of great evil?

  Bud : [on phone]  Hi, Mom!

• Bud : Kelly, go get changed into your sleaziest dress.

  Kelly : Which one?

  Bud : The one dad said was a belt, not a dress.

  Kelly : He says that about ALL my dresses.

  Bud : ...Good point. Wear the pink one, then.

• Kelly : [Trying to read]  Bud, what is this word?

  Bud : 'A'.

  Kelly : Oh, cool! Just like the letter!

• Al : I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?

  Bud : No, Dad.

  Al : Damn. Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.

• Al , Peggy , Kelly , Bud : [repeated line in unison to celebrate a victory from a challenge, or an mutual agreement over someone or something]  WHOA BUNDY!

• [repeated line] 

  Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.

  Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : [sarcastically]  Thanks, Dad!

• Al : You know? It does get kind of boring around her.

  Bud : Then why do you come?

  Al : [after another strip club patrion elbows Al in the back in the head]  For this... Excuse me sir? You bumped into me and I think you owe me an appology.

  Strip Club Patron : Drop dead.

  [Al punches the other bar patron out and the entire strip club errupts into a bar fight]