- [first lines]
- Robin Shea: [blonde escaped convict] Hi. I need a ride into town. This is an emergency. Can you help me out?
- James Tiernan: [deep voice] Do I have a choice?
- [with laughter:]
- James Tiernan: Yes, hop in.
- Robin Shea: [as the stately limousine pulls away] Thanks a lot.
- James Tiernan: [takes off his glasses, regards pretty girl] What's the emergency? If you don't mind my asking.
- Robin Shea: [on plush seat] Uhm... there's no real emergency *now.*
- [smiles, sighs contentedly, looks around, spots bottle of champagne]
- Robin Shea: Do you mind?
- James Tiernan: No, help yourself.
- Robin Shea: [does so] Oh, gosh, I need a drink.
- [snickers, pops cork]
- James Tiernan: Where are you heading?
- Robin Shea: [smiling over rim of glass] Anywhere.
- [takes sip, smiles]
- Robin Shea: Ever been there?
- James Tiernan: Oh, my God.
- [on car phone, to chauffeur:]
- James Tiernan: Holden, I left my briefcase behind. Would you turn around and go back for it, please?
- Robin Shea: [instant stepmommy trying her best] So, how old are you, Timmy?
- Timmy Moran: [gap-toothed sincerity] *I hate you.*
- Robin Shea: [to Billy] Great kid! Got any more?
- Robin Shea: [leaky roof, sodden bed] Oh, my God! Jeez! Billy!
- Billy Moran: [roused] What?
- Robin Shea: Billy! Billy!
- Billy Moran: [rushing out of bed] What?
- Robin Shea: The roof's got a leak. It's a swamp in here!
- Billy Moran: Oh, shit...!
- [enters her cramped quarters]
- Billy Moran: Yeah, I can fix that.
- Robin Shea: Yeah, fix it!
- Billy Moran: [turns around] What, you want me to go up on the roof now, and fix it *now?*
- Robin Shea: Yeah! *Do somethin'.*
- Robin Shea: [in bed, as his hand 'accidentally' lands on her breast while he's 'asleep'] It's really a shame we're married.
- Robin Shea: [tearfully] It's my whole stupid life right here in this suitcase, you know? And that's kinda pathetic, don't you think?
- Robin Shea: [playing pool] Four more games, okay? The winner says "do"... and the loser *does.*
- James Tiernan: You're on!
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