Whoopi Goldberg credited as playing...
Bernice Rhodenbarr
- Frankie: What line of work are you in?
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I'm a cat burglar.
- Frankie: Oh, shit! What do you do with them?
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: What?
- Frankie: The cats!
- [Both laughing]
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I hold them for ransom!
- Frankie: Is there any money in that?
- [laughing]
- Frankie: Oh, Jeezus! Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy!
- [to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning]
- Bernice Rhodenbarr: You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: [Bernice enters the apartment and the alarm sounds] That's right, bitch, don't tell me about the alarm.
- Bartender at Parker's on Fifth: That guy got more ass than a toilet seat!
- Bernice Rhodenbarr: Ya know, that is beautiful.
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: [Listening to the loud sounds of sex] Who is this guy?
- Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: [Listening to even louder sounds of sex] And why don't I have his phone number?