The Delos Adventure

Is your idea of adventure going to an island and talking a lot? The makers of Delos Adventure thought so!

The first 44 minutes involve people talking, then shots of the admittedly beautiful island, rinse, repeat. Then a dude in a ski mask shoots a rocket launcher into a tent.

He chases the nerd adventurers around a bit before they hide in a cave and, you guessed it, talk some more.

Kurtwood Smith shows up in a science lab and can't remember a computer password, I guess he needed a vacation after shooting Robocop.

I'm assuming there was more action in the script but budget cut things down from an army of Russians to just our ski masked fiend. In the end we get a overlong talky set on a beautiful locale. There's also a bit of nudity.