- Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver: [to Judy] Listen, every time I hear you say you hate me, I'll know that means you love me.
- Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver: [voice over] It was the goofiest thing I'd ever said.
- Judy Cusimano: That's the goofiest thing I've ever heard.
- Francine Glatt: [at a bed-and-breakfast, all the guests have to share one bathroom; Francine needs something from the medicine cabinet, so she just barges in] Don't worry, it's only me.
- Sonny: [sitting on the toilet, with his pants down, very embarrassed] It's occupied!
- Francine Glatt: [nonchalantly] That's okay, kid, as long as you're not pounding your pud.
- Judy Cusimano: I want you to know I will wait for you unti you turn 21 or get out of jail, which ever comes first.
- Sonny: That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
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