The Monster Squad (1987)

Andre Gower: Sean

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• Sean : Rudy. Question.

  Rudy : Shoot.

  Sean : Know any virgins?

  Rudy : [spit take] 

• Phoebe : [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club]  Mom says you have to let me in, or else it's prescription!

  Sean : That's "discrimination", jerkoid! Prescription is drugs... which you're on, if you think you're getting in here!

  Phoebe : [DELETED LINE]  What is this, the Masters of the Universe Woman-Haters' Club?

  Sean : [DELETED LINE]  That's HE-MAN, Phoebe! *He-Man* Woman Haters' Club, not Masters of the...! Okay, I can dig how that might be confusing. But you're still not getting in.

• Sean : Don't kick the church, it's religious!

  Rudy : Locked is what it is!

  Sean : Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here.

  Horace : Oh REAL religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?

• Sean : If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!

• Det. Del Crenshaw : [about the killer in the 12th Groundhog Day movie]  I thought they killed him in the last one.

  Sean : They did, he returns from the grave.

  Det. Del Crenshaw : He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!

  Sean : That was part 7.

• Horace : No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?

  Sean : Midnight, end of the world, remember?

• Horace : [about Scary German Guy]  Maybe he's a spy.

  Sean : Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany.

  Phoebe : We were at war with Vietnam.

  Sean : What?

  Phoebe : It's in Rambo!

• Sean : Rudy, find some silver bullets.

  Rudy : Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?

  Sean : I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.

  Horace : What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

• Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!

  Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?

  Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe

  Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?

  Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.

  Eugene : Mummy came in my house!

  Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.

  Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!

  Horace : Did not!

  Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!

• Sean : Is she a virgin?

  Patrick's Sister : Why don't you broadcast it on the 6 o' clock news?