It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992 TV Short)

Deanna Tello: Peggy Jean, Violet

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?

  Violet : It's not even Thanksgiving yet. By the time Christmas comes, all the needles will be falling off.

  Charlie Brown : Don't hang it near the turkey.

• [Snoopy is dressed as Santa Claus; ringing a bell while standing outside a store] 

  [as she and Violet walk past him] 

  Violet : Wouldn't you think he could do something besides ring a bell?

  [Snoopy stops ringing the bell and pulls out a bike horn] 

  Violet : [Lucy walks past Snoopy again; this time with Linus] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [to Linus]  Just ignore that Santa Claus, Linus. There's nothing he can do to you.

  [Snoopy honks the horn so hard, it sends Linus and Lucy flying offscreen] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy walks back and confronts Snoopy]  I don't think you're a real Santa Claus. What do you have to say about that?

  [Snoopy responds by putting the horn to Lucy's nose and honking it in her face; sending her winter hat flying off her head] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy leaves and Sally enters] 

  Sally Brown : [confronting Snoopy]  I don't think you're the real Santa Claus. If you're the real Santa, where are your helpers?

  [Woodstock and two of his friends, who are all wearing Santa hats walk past each holding picket signs with the word, "HELP" written on them, much to Sally's surprise] 

  Sally Brown : That's the dumbest thing I'd ever seen.