K.T. Vogt credited as playing...
Washu Hakubi
- Washu: I'm ready now!
- Tenchi Masaki: Uh, what's with the nurse's outfit?
- Washu: I'm the angel of mercy, Tenchi.
- [she laughs]
- Tenchi Masaki: [Washu grabs Tenchi's underwear] Aah! What are you doing?
- Washu: I just need some sperm samples.
- Tenchi Masaki: What? You're joking right? Stop it!
- Washu: Don't woory. Strictly medical, right? Hello!
- Tenchi Masaki: No!
- Washu: I got magic fingers.
- Tenchi Masaki: I don't care.
- Washu: You want me to stop it?
- Tenchi Masaki: That's what I just said!
- Washu: Naah! You don't want me to stop it!
- Tenchi Masaki: Yes! I do, too! Oh no!
- Washu: Let's shake the dew off this lily, shall we?
- [she reaches in Tenchi's underwear]
- Mihoshi: Excuse me.
- Tenchi Masaki: What is that sound?
- Washu: It sounds like Mihoshi's shuttle.
- Washu: [Tenchi sits up pn his futon] This can't be good.
- Tenchi Masaki: Are we done yet? Have you gotten anything? Sasami's got breakfast, you know.
- Washu: I have all the samples I need for analysis. Ah! Except for the most important one.
- Tenchi Masaki: I'm leaving!
- Washu: Oh, Tenchi, please! It'll just be a minute. I only need to examine you a little bit.
- Tenchi Masaki: But I have to go to the field now.
- Washu: You promised you'll be my guinea pig, didn't you?
- Tenchi Masaki: Now there's a conversation I don't recall.
- Washu: [rubbing her head on Tenchi] Tenchi, darling, please?
- Tenchi Masaki: Um... maybe later when I get back. I gotta go, ok? Bye.
- [Tenchi runs off]
- Washu: Oh, you mean thing!
- Tenchi Masaki: [Ryoko appears. She is about to grab Washu, but Tenchi comes back. Ryoko's face turns red] Little Washu! Do you know where my gloves are?
- Washu: [Tenchi's gloves appears in Washu's hands] Oh! How'd they get here?
- Tenchi Masaki: I knew it was you, Washu.
- [Tenchi grabs his gloves and they both laugh]
- Washu: [to Ryoko] Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?
- [Ryoko just stares at Tenchi]
- Washu: Hello?
- [she waves her hand in front of Ryoko's face]
- Washu: Oh well.
- [Washu and Tenchi leave]
- Dr. Clay: Damn Washu. She won't follow into our hands very easily. Funny, she called that boy her guinea pig. Hmm...