Moral of the Story (Pick One): 1. Enjoy Your Vacation. 2. Relish Your Youth. 3. Don't Pick Up Chainsaw-Wielding Hitchhikers. 4. Feature Length Movies Should Not Have 18 Different Plots
Top 4 Reasons A Caricature of David Letterman Is In This Video" 4. We Admire His Comedy Stylings. 3. We Wanted to Use Merv Griffin, But He Threatened to Sue 2. We Needed Some Filler. 1. We're Brown-Nosing Weasels Who Want Him to Mention Us On His Show.
First Theatrical Screening: June 8, 1991 Old Orchard Theater Skokie, Illinois Last Theatrical Screening: (Same as Above.)
Suggested Retail Price $19.95 Without Rebate With Rebate About a Buck and a Quarter
Reason This Movie Went Straight to Home Video: Cuz It's So Darned Good!
This Film Has Been Edited For Your Protection
These End Credits Are Interminable
Our Only Regret: Joe Piscopo
Woman Who Cleans Studio Queegee Bananahoe
Original Running Time: 8 Hours, 47 Minutes
Hey, What About That Urkel Kid? Is He Funny Or What?
Do Not Back Up Severe Tire Damage
Man in Sound Recording Booth Who Pushes That Funny Red Button a Lot Link Poonie
Additional Viking Dialogue Jerry Van Dyke
Other Stuff Done By Some Guy Named Bob
And That's the Final End Credit. [blank screen] We Lied.
Valhalla as Himself
The characters in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to persons living, dead, or undead, for that matter, is purely coincidental.