- Regine Hunter: I'm scared. I don't wanna go back to my room. Can I sleep in here with you?
- Khadijah: Regine, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's only enough room to fit a QUEEN.
- Khadijah: [to Regine] Look, you're gonna have a hard time finding "the one." You're a snob from the projects! That's rare.
- Khadijah: Synclaire, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time!
- Regine Hunter: [after Khadijah accidentally puts Grant Hill in the hospital] Can you believe it? They wouldn't even let him see his fiancée, the future Regine Hunter-Hill!
- Maxine: Regine, you are an embarrassment to desperate women everywhere.
- Regine Hunter: Come on Khadijah, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
- Khadijah: Yes I can, fifty dollars.
- Ivan Ennis: [exiting the elevator] Ah, so this is the legendary "Flavor".
- Synclaire James-Jones: No, this is the real one.
- Synclaire James-Jones: [as Maxine and Synclaire discover Grant Hill and Khadijah making out in the living room] I hope you realize that your lips are compromising your journalistic integrity!
- Maxine: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and it's about time! Now, let's go pull Regine's head out of the oven!