Anthony's Desire

If you want to see a film that has the absolute worst dialogue that you have ever heard in your life then this is the film for you. I'm not kidding. The dialogue in this film is the equivalent of inner ear torture. Sticking knitting needles in there would be more fun.

The plot (for what it's worth) is about a traveller in a beachside hotel...and that's it. Director Tom Boka pads it all out excessively with long periods of silence and intercuts with footage of him making the film (which actually looks staged). He thinks he is making an art film because he is letting it take its own shape. The shape it takes is that of garbage.

This is no more than an extremely soft-core T&A flick that is unwatchable in all areas. It's not even entertaining by accident. This film is plain bad, BAD, BAD!!!