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- Yanna: Gork, do you really think we should have left Xena alone? What if she gets into some trouble?
- Gork: Don't worry, Yanna, it'll be fine. Besides, what kind of trouble could she get into? I trust her explicitly. Now more than ever, since she dumped that geekezoid Gonad.
- Yanna: Yeah, you're right, but I still can't help worrying. You know the old saying: It's a mother's prerogative.
- Gork: How could I forget? Aaah. Just think, Yanna my little nebula of love, we got three whole days without having to listen to teenage gossip on the teletransmitter; aah, and not having to wait in line to use the fecal matter neutralizer.
- Jerry: I'd like to be abducted by alien space babes and have close encounters of the sixty-ninth kind.