William H. Macy credited as playing...
Randy Burch
- [first lines]
- Randy Burch: So we're planning our next vacation, right? I want Australia, she wants Italy. I like snorkeling, she likes garlic. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she says to me: Do I need her? Jesus, Benny. What kind of a question is that? I mean, "need?" What does it really mean to need someone?
- Eric: Benny, fuel line!
- [and the phone begins ringing]
- Benny: Hey Waldo, could you answer that phone?
- Waldo: Hello?
- UPS Man: [walks in] I need a check, Benny. COD.
- Benny: In a minute. Meet me in the office.
- UPS Man: All right...
- Benny: [about Randy's cigarette] Whoa! Put that out! I got a fuel line broke.
- Waldo: Hey, Benny. Joon's on the phone again.
- Benny: Well, tell her I'll call her back. Find out what she wants.
- Waldo: It's an emergency. She says you're runnin' low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks.
- Benny: [under his breath] An emergency...