The Wedding Banquet (1993)

Mitchell Lichtenstein: Simon

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• Wai-Tung Gao : I don't know, we should have moved you out.

  Simon : I'll survive.

  Wai-Tung Gao : Not if Wei Wei keeps cooking.

• Simon : Pregnant?

  Wai-Tung Gao : But I told you, Simon.

  Simon : Yeah, you told me you were drunk. You said, and I quote, "Things got out of hand." Yeah, out of hand and into...

  Wai-Tung Gao : Simon, shh...

  Simon : Well, what difference does it make? They don't even speak English. You know, Wai, I can say whatever the fuck I want in my own fucking house, in my own fucking language.

  Wei-Wei : Simon, it wasn't Wai-Tung's fault. I can explain.

  Simon : Oh, I don't even care who or what he fucks, but talk about stupid unsafe sex... hey, hey! Hey! I'm talking to you! I mean, how much more of this do you expect me to put up with...

  Mrs. Gao : Are we overstaying our welcome?

  Mr. Gao : Shut up and eat.

  Simon : Put down the fucking phone and listen to me!

  Wai-Tung Gao : So where do you get off? This whole thing was your idea, you fucking busybody. Wei-Wei wouldn't even be here but for you. And I wouldn't have to deal with any of this shit.

  Wei-Wei : Shit? I'm shit? You're a shit! You're all shit!