- Plaza Asst. Manager: [Felix is still holding rehearsals, she comes in] That's it. That will be all for today. The time, Mr. Unger. You should've been out of here hours ago. We've got to set up for the proctologists convention.
- Felix: Proctologists? What do they need tables and chairs for? They can eat standing up.
- [laughs]
- Plaza Asst. Manager: [Unamused] Mr. Unger, you are trying the Plaza's patience. This is the third day in a row you have caused scheduling problems.
- Felix: [to the wedding party] Alright, everyone. Let's take five, shall we?
- [Back to the manager]
- Felix: You wanna hear about problems? Look at these chandeliers, look at all of them! Days ago I asked that all the bulbs be changed to pink, didn't I? They're all still white!
- Plaza Asst. Manager: [Firmly] Mr. Unger, those lights were perfectly fine for the Queen of England.
- Felix: And look what happened to *her* kids' marriages? You gonna change them, or do I find another place?
- Plaza Asst. Manager: [Brightening up] Oh, thank you God!
- [Firmly]
- Plaza Asst. Manager: Find another place. You're much too difficult.
- [Immediately to the workers]
- Plaza Asst. Manager: Alright, let's get moving. We have 500 ravenous proctologists waiting to have dinner.
- Gloria Unger: [Comes up to him] Are you satisfied, Felix? I tried to warn you.
- [Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.]
- Felix: The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.
- Oscar: Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.
- Felix: That's different.
- Oscar: I'm divorced.
- Felix: Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.
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By what name was The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993) officially released in Canada in English?
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