- James Carville: There's a simple doctrine: outside of a person's love, the most sacred thing that they can give is their labor. And somehow or another along the way, we tend to forget that. Labor is a very precious thing that you have. Anytime that you can combine labor with love, you've made a good merger. I think that we're gonna win tomorrow, and I think the governor's going to fulfill his promise and change America. And I think many of you are going to go on and help him. I'm a political professional, that's what I do for a living, and I'm proud of it.
- [weeping]
- James Carville: We change the way campaigns are run. It used to be, there was a hierarchy. If you were on one floor, get to another floor. Everybody was compartmentalized. You people showed that you can be trusted. Everybody in this room, everybody. People are gonna tell you you're lucky. You're not. Ben Hogan said 'Golf is a game of luck. The more practice, the luckier I get.' The harder you work, the luckier you are. I was thirty-three years old before I went to Washington or New York. Forty-two before I won my first campaign. And I'm happy for all y'all. You've been part of something special in my life... and I'll never forget what y'all have done. Thank you.
- Bill Clinton: [giving a televised speech] If you'll be my voice tomorrow, I'll be yours for four years.
- James Carville: I thought of that didn't I? I'll take credit for it.
- George Stephanopoulos: [in a phone conversation with the director of the Illinois Perot Office] Read it to me. Well what is names and addresses? I could send you a fax of names, addresses, and phone numbers of who you had an affair with, it wouldn't make it true. Yeah, I just... believe me. Believe me that it's been looked at by every major national news organization. Everything. And it is completely bullshit. If you went on the radio and said that Bill Clinton is the father of an illegitimate black child, you would be laughed at. People would think you're crazy. We're not gonna lose. We are gonna win. He is gonna be president. Well, no, but don't think of it like that. Think of it on two levels: number one, of course it's not gonna matter. But, number two, think of yourself. I guarantee you, if you do this, you'll never work in Democratic politics again. Maybe you don't want to, I'm not saying it matters. You will be embarrassed by the International Press Corps.; people will think - - nobody will believe you - - and people will think you're scummy. The alternative is, you don't do it, it causes you some temporary pain with people who, tomorrow, aren't gonna matter... and you have a campaign that understands that in a difficult time, you did something right. Uh, and you know, that's important. I mean, it doesn't mean anything, and we can't do anything for you specifically or anything like that, but you, you know you did the right thing. And you didn't dishonor yourself.
- Al Gore: Unemployment around the country has gone up; the number of jobs has gone down. The trade deficit has gone up; personal income has gone down. The budget deficit has gone up; consumer confidence has gone down. Poverty has gone up; the number of jobs has gone down. Bankruptcies have gone up, jobs, down; fear, up; hope, down; everything that oughta be down is *up*, everything that should be up is *down*; they've got it upside down, and we're gonna turn it right side *up!*
- George Stephanopoulos: [on the phone before Election Day] I got up this morning, as I was driving to work, I started to cry. I couldn't keep it - I just can't, I can't cope right now... Right... Man, I'm scared. Because we're all gonna have to jump off a bridge. Because, you know, 'cause of the last two days... Because of the last two days... Yeah. It'll just be - it's kind a mass thing, we can all just drink some Kool-Aid.
- James Carville: Every time that somebody comes along, that's got some ideas, a Democrat comes along, a Republican come up here and they ambush him. Remember Muskie? Okay? That is standard procedure. And here comes Clinton, he comes to New Hampshire, people are hurting, they want hope, they want somebody with vision, he gives it to 'em. So what do Republicans do? They get together with, "Well just, just knock it off." If they succeed THIS time, it's gonna be EVERY time. You are never gonna get a presidential candidate.
- James Carville: [on Election Day] We tried hard, we came up a little short. To those that...
- George Stephanopoulos: [spit take, laughing] Oh, God!
- James Carville: ... embraced our crusade, we say thank you. To President Bush, who's won re-election, we offer our full support...
- George Stephanopoulos: Oh, God.
- James Carville: ... our prayers and our hopes for a better America.
- George Stephanopoulos: Shut up.
- James Carville: Throughout this campaign I've endeavored to bring my message of change to the American people, and over 42% of you people embraced that message, and I am grateful to each and every one of you. Hillary and I and Chelsea will never forget you, the way you welcomed us into your homes, your towns and your cities. It is not that we have lost this battle as whether we endure in a larger war.
- [cracks up laughing]
- James Carville: In a stunning, come-from-behind upset that shocked pundits, political professionals, journalists and people around the world, George Herbert Walker Bush proved his political resiliency beyond any doubt whatsoever, and was re-elected today over Bill Clinton, garnering 274 electoral votes, only four over, but as they say, it's not horseshoes and it's not hand grenades; and George Bush will return, we repeat, George Bush WILL return to the White House for another four years.
- James Carville: [on Election Day] Pfffffft. I'm on the floor. I'm, I'm literally on the floor. I can't take it.
- [groans and rubs eyes]