Gene Lythgow credited as playing...
William Landis
- William Landis: I am not the reflection of anything. I am not an illusion. I am the truth. I'm invisible. Unknowable. You people are the real illusionists. You people are the real illusionists!
- Julia Jenz: Go away! Leave me alone! Please!
- William Landis: Listen to me very carefully. You don't live here, do you? You're just a babysitter. Have you been upstairs in the last five minutes?
- Julia Jenz: Why?
- William Landis: I don't think you're alone in this house. Someone's upstairs. I've seen them moving around through the windows. You should get out of there. Now.
- Julia Jenz: Look. Why don't you go bother the people next door, some other house on this block?
- William Landis: I have. They're not home. Nobody else is home on this street. Just you.
- [following Landis' disastrous club performance]
- Club Owner: What the fuck was that? What? You crazy? I ought to have you arrested.
- William Landis: Please. Look, I'll do it right. I-I need the money.
- Club Owner: Oh, you need money? Need money? Then you can lick the stinking toilets clean! There's your goddamn plumber.
- William Landis: And maybe for the college boys, the truest mirror is the toilet bowl staring back at them the morning after a toga party.