- Mike the TV: It's Bucket O'Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!
- Bob: [during Seasons 1 and 2] I come from the Net - through systems, peoples, and cities - to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend - to defend my newfound friends, their hopes and dreams, to defend them from - their enemies.
- [musical bridge]
- Bob: They say the User lives outside the Net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. ReBoot!
- Mike the TV: Don't touch that dial, you're tuned to the Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!
- Phong: The future is not determined by the throw of the dice; it is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me.
- Mike the TV: That smashing come from behind victory was brought to you by soothing 32-bit lotion, because you itch.
- Spy Binome: The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss.
- Megabyte: What are you talking about?
- [princess Bula is seven feet tall]
- Bob: Is she really a princess?
- Captain Capacitor: No, you want to tell her different?
- Tactic: Are you a good user, or a bad user?
- Powerlock: [Frisket snarling] Matrix! It's about time you got here. Call off your mangey mutt.
- Matrix: Frisket, Heel!
- Rob Cursor: Powerlock. What happened here?
- Powerlock: I caught these two trying to crash the system.
- Matrix: Hmm? Frisket, sniff!
- Matrix: [Frisket starts sniffing the spectrols and then turns his head towards Powerlock and growls] Frisket always had a thing for viruses.
- Powerlock: Stop. One more move and the system crashes.
- Head Spectrol: No.
- [the head spectrol tries in vain to keep Powerlock from crashing the system. A blast goes off cutting the line from door overhead]
- Rob Cursor: Matrix watch out... Ooh!
- Matrix: Virus it ends... Now!
- [Powerlock wails in pain as Matrix shoots him to destroy him]
- Rob Cursor: System out of danger?
- Matrix: Yes.
- Rob Cursor: Good. Where I go, I go alone.
- Database: He's deleted Slim.
- Dot: [communicating with young Guardian Enzo, via his key tool Glitch] Awaiting your command, Guardian.
- Enzo Matrix: Glitch... uh...
- [pause]
- Enzo Matrix: ... firewall!
- Megabyte: I'm glad you find this amusing.
- Hexadecimal: Oh, I was just picturing what I will do to you once I am free from your little toy. You have no idea the power you try to control! Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things.
- Megabyte: Enough! Breach this firewall with your viral energies or suffer! Your choice.
- Enzo Matrix: One all... this is the decider... come on, Enzo, keep it together... you can do this... you're a guardian, a machine... let's do it!
- Ray Tracer: In all my years as a web surfer I don't think I've ever seen anybody do something so stupid.
- Hack: Now you've done it... Megabyte is gonna be mad!
- Slash: Ah, what's new? I miss Bob.
- Hack: What? You crazy?
- Slash: Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does...
- Enzo: She's too young to end-file, too young to quit without saving!
- Enzo Matrix: No way... this isn't a game, I did this... and I didn't make myself any smarter... I made everyone else dumber!
- Enzo: Did you hear that? We've got to score as many points as possible... or we're all... wiped out.
- Bob: Don't worry, coach, I will help you win.
- Dot: We will help you win.
- Binome #1: Yep, you got it, Enzo.
- Binome #2: Winning is our format.
- Binome #3: Consider it inputted.
- Binome #4: No problem.
- Bob: Um... there's just one thing...
- Enzo: Yes?
- Bob: What are points?
- Enzo: AHHHHHH! We're all going to be nullified!
- Megabyte: Why yes... it is... young Enzo Matrix home from the games... my how you've grown...
- [Matrix grabs his gun]
- Megabyte: and such toys... does your sister know you're playing with them?
- [Matrix aims his gun at Megabyte]
- Megabyte: Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that! Why don't you put that gun away, boy, and try fighting like a real sprite?
- [AndrAIa puts her hand on Enzo's hand]
- Enzo Matrix: Your icon. What if it doesn't work?
- AndrAIa: I am a game sprite. If trapped here I can survive. That's all I knew before I met you, Enzo.
- Dot: Problem?
- Bob: You could say that. These two booted into the game and tried to win it by setting off an explosion capable of destroying the planet!
- Dot: Bad idea.
- Bob: Yes. Especially when you're INSIDE THE PLANET! Why'd you do it?
- Kirk Sprite: I had to, mister!
- Bob: And all he did was keep saying, "make it so".
- Picard Sprite: And "engage"! I said "engage" more times than "make it so" actually.
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