Doug Preis credited as playing...
Lamar Bone • Phillip 'Phil' Funnie • William 'Willie' White • Chalky Studebaker • Assistant Principal Lamar Bone • Mr. Phil Funnie • Mr. William 'Bill' Bluff III • Phil Funnie • Willie White • Bubba • Joe Sweeney • Monroe • Mr. Bluff • Philip Funnie
- Assistant Principal Lamarr Bone: Young man, I want you in my office P.D.Q... whatever that stands for.