Quotes

Herman's Head

Genius: [From opening credits for Series 1] I'm Herman's intellect. Without me he couldn't hold his job, pay his rent or tie his shoes.
Angel: I'm Herman's sensitivity. Without me he wouldn't feel tenderness, honesty or love - the good things in life.
Wimp: Oh! I'm Herman's anxiety and I keep him out of trouble - and believe me, there's trouble *everywhere*!
Animal: I'm Herman's lust. Without me he'd miss out on all the good stuff. Y'know, fun, food - babes!

Herman Brooks: Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone.
Jay Nichols: Sure there are. Family reunions.

Louise: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Awww, who's going to go out with the virgin?" Well I'll have you know there are plenty of adult virgins who have active social lives.
Heddy: Oh yeah - all those Star Trek conventions.

Jay Nichols: Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her.
Herman Brooks: Yeah? Then what happens?
Jay Nichols: I take the money.

Jay Nichols: Can you believe this party? Never seen so many things I wanna put in my mouth at one time.

[Herman's apartment has been robbed]
Herman: Look at what they did to my apartment! Someone is going to pay for this.
Jay: I think it's going to be you, Herm.

Genius (Intellect): [From opening credits seasons 2 and 3] This city is exciting...
Wimp (Anxiety): ...dangerous...
Angel (Sensitivity): ...troubled...
Animal (Lust): That woman's not wearing underwear!
Angel (Sensitivity): Is that all you can think about? Food and sex?
Animal (Lust): Yes.
Genius (Intellect): Please, focus!
Wimp (Anxiety): Look out!
Animal (Lust): Hey, it's Jay!
Genius (Intellect): No time for small talk, we're late.
Wimp (Anxiety): Heddy, hold the elevator!
[She waves but doesn't hold it for him]
Genius (Intellect): Heddy!
Angel (Sensitivity): [Louise holds elevator for Herman] I think Louise is so sweet.
Animal (Lust): I think this woman IS wearing underwear.
Wimp (Anxiety): I think there's too many people in this elevator!
Genius (Intellect): And I think you are all idiots! Let's go to work!

Jay Nichols: Hey, as long as there are illegal aliens who want citizenship, Jay Nichols will have a date.

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By what name was Herman's Head (1991) officially released in India in English?