- Dave: So when did you meet her?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Yesterday.
- Dave: Oh, it's fairly serious, then.
- Mrs. Fitzgerald: Did you find your magazines?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: I only read them for the interviews, Mother.
- Sophie Papafogos: Whatcha doing?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Nothing much. Just sittin' around... thinking about you.
- Dave: Oh good, you found her.
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Found who?
- Dave: Mrs. de Marco.
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Who's Mrs. de Marco?
- Dave: I dunno. But you're standing right on top of her.
- Sophie Papafogos: Don't worry!
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: I'm not worried.
- Sophie Papafogos: Yes, you are!
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: How come I didn't meet you years ago?
- Sophie Papafogos: I dunno. Probably because I was still in school. You've met me now, haven't you?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: I've met this girl, this gorgeous Greek girl... Sophie. And she looks like one of them '60s film stars.
- Dave: Gina Lollobrigida?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: That's right! Gina Lollobrigida.
- Dave: How old is she?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She's beautiful, really beautiful.
- Dave: How old is she?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She likes me.
- Dave: How old is she, Carl?
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She's... 19, Dave. And... I think I'm in love.
- Dave: Take it easy, mate. Last time you were in love you got married.
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Well, Mustafa. How about cleaning up the benches, please?
- Mustafa: They're pigs! Let them eat like pigs.
- Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Yeah, I know, but... it's my kitchen.
- Mustafa: Your kitchen, you clean it.
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