Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
"People who didn't have lines, but We Like 'Em! " ============ "
Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye What the hell is a Grip? .... Person responsible for maintenance and adjustment to equipment on the set
General Foreman ...... John Hoskins Foremen .............. Guy A. MacLaury .............. Joseph Santre .............. Bernard McPherson .............. Michael Bunch George Foreman ........ 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 69 Lost: 3 KO's: 65
Stock Librarian ...... Suzy Lafer Stock Answer ......... "I'll have it ready in the morning"
Production Painters ..... Nick Bridwell ..... Donnie R. Puga Impressionist Painters .. Vincent Van Gogh .. Edgar "Skip" Degas
K.A.B.O.O.M. Acronym......Daniel V. Puglisi
In Case of Tornado: South-west corner of cellar
Stunts: Phil "Kamikaze" Adams "Crazy" Bruce Barbour "Reckless" Dwayne McGee David "Headlong Plunge" Powledge Jeff "Thud" Ramsey Don "Headfirst" Pulford "Dangling" Kaye Wade Charlie "White Knuckles" Brewer Eugene "Splat" Collier Mickey "This Guy's Really Nuts!" White Jimmy "Tailspin" Jue Eric "Aaarrrgggghhhh" Norris Lobster Stunt Breast ........ Miss V Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt ... Chuck Le Fever
General Schwarpskopf Welcome home
Mr. Goodman's Hearing Aid .. Beverly Hills Ear Boutique
Hairdressers ........ Set Dressers ........ Cross Dressers ...... George LoCash ...... Vance Collins
Voice of George Bush (John Roarke): "All right, let's see if I've got this straight now. Energy efficiency - good. Drilling in arctic national wildlife refuge - bad." [A knock] Voice: "Uh, Mr. President, is everything okay in there?" President: "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." [sound of toilet flushing]
Several minor characters are listed not by character name, but a quote by that character.
Film Loader ......... Steven Robert Lund Loaded Filmer ....... Phil Elberg
Driver Captain ....... Ray McLaughlin Co-Captain ........... Dan Brooks Navigator ............ Rabbi Brian Thau Bombardier ........... Alan Ladwig
Deep Sea Drivers ..... Steve Brodsky ..... Jimmy Ferrara ..... Wayne Campbell ..... Gina August
Secretary to Mr. Weiss ..... Mimi Wolin Wardrobe for Mr. Weiss ..... Beverly Hills High, Wide and Handsome
General foreman...
Sound Mixer ................ Richard Bryce Goodman