Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa credited as playing...
Funekei Yoshida
- Yoshida: Now you only have one hand with which to wipe your ass with,do you want to keep the other one?.
- Yoshida: [Opens up a beer bottle which pours out pills of some kind] Now, America can enjoy our beer *and* our drugs while watching football.
- Yoshida: How American! The backseat, the movies, the beautiful girl... You know what's missing? Popcorn.
- Yoshida: [after kidnapping Minako] Beauty must be possessed and protected. I will own you and you will appreciate it!
- Yoshida: [Yoshida walks into Minako's change room] Minako?
- Minako: Yes?
- [Turns around and sees Yoshida]
- Minako: Mr Yoshida?
- Yoshida: [Unwraps a box of flowers and gives them to her] For the beauty.
- Minako: [Hesitantly] Thank you.
- Yoshida: I enjoyed your singing. Any other duties?
- Minako: I sing.
- Yoshida: I don't understand my countrymen's obsession with these other women. Forbidden fruit, I guess.
- [Leans down close to Minako]
- Yoshida: I find the apple outside my door is the sweetest.
- Chris Kenner: [Trying to arrest Yoshida] Gimme an excuse to kill you.
- Yoshida: Name your price.
- Johnny Murata: I always wanted a Porsche!
- Yoshida: [Waking up in the morning after kidnapping Minako] So this is America! I think I'm going to like it here.
- Sato: [One of Yoshida's men has performed Yubitsume after failing to protect Yoshida's house. Yoshida kills him in response]
- [In Japanese]
- Sato: How can we make this right?
- Yoshida: [In Japanese] Bring me the head of the blonde cop! That is the only way!
- [Everybody bows]
- Sato: [In Japanese] Toss the finger in the trash.
- Chris Kenner: [Bleeding from a gunshot wound] Go ahead, use your gun. You don't have the honor to fight like a man.
- Yoshida: You do believe in fate, don't you Kenner?
- Hell's Angel #1: Enough bullshit, talk prices!
- Yoshida: 20% above wholesale.
- Hell's Angel #1: That'll put us out of fucking business!
- Yoshida: Not if we run it and distribute it for you.
- Hell's Angel #1: Do you run the prank business? No way! Go home, fucking slope head!
- Yoshida: [after showing Angel footage of her warning Tanaka about him] That was foolish. You're our guest. Loyalty is an admirable trait.
- Yoshida: [With Kenner pointing a gun to his face] Have we met before?
- Chris Kenner: Last time I saw you, your face matched!
- Yoshida: It fortuitously ensures our success in this enterprise.
- Hispanic Gang Leader: Have you fortuitously gotten those cops off your ass, holmes?