- Roland Wilson: What if you squish a spider, but he's not really dead? And then when you go to flush him down the toilet, he hides on the side? And then, when he's strong... you sit down... and when you're most vulnerable... he *gets* you!
- Roland Wilson: Aha! I caught you with your pants down!
- Blanche: It's not like being the first man on the moon!
- Rose: [Rose wins a bet with Blanche] I win, Roland wins... it's a win-win situation! Oh, all except for you, Blanche. You lose. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
- The Killer: [yells] Can I get some ice? Sorry... I overreacted, didn't I?
- [Roland and Blanche look at him in fear]