- Ben Healy: [Junior is bashing out the other hockey players at the game for revenge] Junior, don't test me!
- Junior Healy: [after Corky and Lila fall through the stage, and the sand bags fall on top of them] Now THAT'S Entertainment!
- Dr. Peabody: [Junior is strapped to a dentist chair and Dr Peabody gets a stuffed clown plushie] Look at the funny Mr. Clowny.
- Junior Healy: Clowns! I hate clowns!
- Dr. Peabody: [he throws down the clown plushie] And I'm sure they hate you too, kid!
- Tiffany: [about Corky as Peter Pan] But who is this Magical Boy?
- Junior Healy: [appears as a background weed] Ahem... he's a conceited little dweeb whose parents are robbing him blind!
- Lila Duvane: [angrily] Shut up!
- [Junior fondly takes a bow]
- Lila Duvane: [noticing Junior is fooling around with Corky's holder string backstage] What the hell do you think you're doing, you little dweeb? Let go of that, now!
- Junior Healy: But...
- Lila Duvane: I SAID, NOW!
- Junior Healy: Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.
- [he lets go of the string and Corky falls onto Lila and crash through the stage floor]
- Big Ben: [after digging a hole through the ground to escape from being locked in the closet] I'm free! Oh, thank God I'm free!
- Junior Healy: Hi. This is me. Junior Healy. This is me and my dad Ben Healy. He's the best i love him and he loves me. This is my grandpa Big Ben Healy he's old wrinkly and mean. Believe it or not some people think i'm a devil but i'm not i'm an angel.
- Junior Healy: [after he and Ben are fighting over the car radio just like in the film's beginning] We're not gonna start this again, are we?
- Ben Healy: Well, how do you expect me to react, huh? Am I supposed to be proud? Two minutes into your first roller-hockey game and you're banned for life?
- Junior Healy: You're always telling me to give it my all.
- Ben Healy: Yeah, well, I'm starting to see a pattern emerging here, Junior, and I'm not happy about it.
- Junior Healy: Hey, Dad, hockey's a dangerous sport.
- Ben Healy: I'm not talking about hockey. I'm talking about the way you treat people.
- Junior Healy: I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me.
- Ben Healy: [sarcastically] Mm-hmm.
- Junior Healy: [laughs] Except they couldn't do it with as much style.
- Ben Healy: Junior, we are a society of rules, okay? Now, what if everyone just went around doing whatever they wanted without any concern what their actions would result in?
- Junior Healy: Yeah, Dad, I know, I know. The judge gave me that whole speech when he issued that restraining order.
- Ben Healy: Well, I guess none of it sunk in. Junior, how do you think I feel when people see us coming and they cross to the other side of the street?
- Junior Healy: Powerful?
- Ben Healy: No, humiliated! Well, from now on, things are going to be different around here and we are gonna have a code of conduct and THIS time, you're going to abide by it.
- [notices Junior unbuckling his seat belt and ready to jump out]
- Ben Healy: What are you doing?
- Junior Healy: I'm getting out!
- Ben Healy: You just can't leap out of a moving car!
- Junior Healy: Well, anything's better than listening to this lecture.
- Ben Healy: [after firmly pulling the car over] You know, I wish my father was as hard on me as I am on you. At least, it would have showed me that he cared about me. I don't know if you've noticed or not, Junior, but your grandpa and I, we don't have the greatest relationship in the world.
- Junior Healy: Well, duh.
- Ben Healy: I mean, when I was growing up, anything seemed like it was more important to him than me and I vowed, when I got older and had a son of my own, I was going to be the absolute best father I could be and I don't always hit my mark, but I sure try because I want you to be a better man.
- Junior Healy: Well... do you always have to try so hard on the yelling part?
- Ben Healy: I'm sorry, son, but whenever I see you moving in the wrong direction, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back on track.
- Junior Healy: [happily] You're right, Dad.
- Ben Healy: [smiles] Come on, let's go something to eat at Pizzarific.
- Junior Healy: All right!
- Big Ben: [during Junior's hockey stick melee with the other players] This is a better game than I thought.
- The Referee: [grabs Junior from hitting any more players] Hey, you're out of here, son!
- Junior Healy: Who died and made you king?
- [he smacks the referee in the face, sending him flying across the arena]
- Scoutmaster Phlim: Hey! Where's Healy?
- Duke: Uhhh... he's taking a leak.
- Scoutmaster Phlim: What a wimp. Real men hold it in.
- Junior Healy: [at the obstacle course rally, after Scoutmaster Philm blows his whistle for a sustained amount of time for quiet] Can you blow that a little louder? I can still hear out of this ear!
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By what name was Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995) officially released in Canada in English?
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