Stuart Saves His Family (1995)

Harris Yulin: Dad

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Quotes 

• Dad Smalley : God, you'd drink too, if you had Liberace for a son.

• Stuart Smalley : [narrating]  When the big night finally arrived, Dad had a new nickname for me.

  Dad Smalley : Here we go. Is Sir Eat-A-Lot getting a little nervous?

  Young Donnie : Ha, ha, ha. "Sir Eat-A-Lot."

  Stuart Smalley : [narrating]  I was already nostalgic for "Waste of Space."

• Dad Smalley : Why don't you pick on somebody with pubic hair?

  Mr. Dimmit - Flashbacks : What?

  Dad Smalley : You gonna give me the ball? Or would you like me to shove it up your ass?

  [starts rolling up his sleeve] 

  Dad Smalley : Wanna hear my preference?