Karaoke (1996)

Keeley Hawes: Linda Langer

Quotes 

• Linda Langer : It's like some sort of story, and it's gone all wrong!

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : Listen, if you've dropped me in it, you're not going to like the look of your pretty face any more, and that's a promise.

  Linda Langer : Don't say that, Arthur, please.

• Linda Langer : All I know is people keep trying to put words into my mouth.

• Nick Balmer : When a particular obsession breaks down, you see a glimmer of something called Dignity.

  Linda Langer : I don't know what you're talking about!

  Nick Balmer : No, I don't suppose you do.

• Linda Langer : [answerphone]  I never know how these things work. Am I in or am I out?

• Linda Langer : He's done a lot for me, hasn't he?

• Linda Langer : He didn't believe me!

• Linda Langer : You'd recognize your own bum, wouldn't you?

• Linda Langer : We're dealing with the wrong Class of people!