Jonathan Taylor Thomas credited as playing...
Pinocchio
- Pepe: [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?
- Pinocchio: Are... Are you a termite?
- Pepe: Oh, puh-lease!
- Pinocchio: So you're not gonna eat me?
- Pepe: Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!
- Pinocchio: Pepe?
- Pepe: You don't like it?
- Pinocchio: It's okay.
- Pepe: I'm very sensitive, you know.
- Pinocchio: No, it's... it's fine.
- Pepe: We can't all be called Pinocchio.
- [Pinocchio is caught by the baker in the pastry shop eating]
- Pastry shop baker: Don't eat that!
- [the baker's wife walks back from the kitchen carrying a platter]
- Baker's wife: I'm not eating anything.
- Pastry shop baker: Not you. Look!
- [the baker's wife shrieks as she sees Pinocchio making a mess of the shop eating the food; she tosses the platter towards him]
- Pinocchio: Mmm! More.
- Baker's wife: I'll give you more!
- [the baker's wife leaves]
- Pastry shop baker: You're a bad boy, huh?
- Pinocchio: Real bad boy.