Bio-Dome (1996)

Stephen Baldwin: Doyle Johnson

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• Mimi : Where'd you come from?

  Doyle : My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that out.

• Doyle : Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?

• Doyle : I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

• Doyle : First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down!

  Bud : Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!

• Bud : Russel! How'd you get a job?

  Russell : Fucking President Clinton.

  Doyle : You had sex with President Clinton?

• Bud : Vazquez Lake?

  Doyle : More like Vazquez crap hole.

• Monique : What about hands across America?

  Bud : I had arthritis!

  Monique : Farm aide?

  Doyle : I had fleas!

  Monique : The Save the Whales Campaign?

  Bud : Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?

• Doyle : [geting out of the car to go into what he thinks is a Mall to pee]  Rip Van TinkleFest!

• Doyle : Hi, I'm Doyle.

  Bud : And I'm Bud.

  Bud , Doyle : And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

• Doyle : I don't want to have to eat you!

  Bud : I don't want you to eat me either.

• Jen : I don't know you.

  Doyle : I'm Doyle Johnson, you've seen me naked.

• Bud : We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too.

  Doyle : Do we?

  Bud : No.