Victor Garber credited as playing...
Bill Atchison
- [Elise shows Bill proof that his new girlfriend is only sixteen years old]
- Elise: Should have done your homework, Bill! I did. Oh, by the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.
- Bill: Oh, God... I didn't know... oh, God! Wh-what are you going to do?
- Elise: Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... *Felony*.
- Bill: I'll sue you, I'll *break* you! You vindictive sack of silicone! That's my car, you piece of plastic!