- [after seeing a corpse dressed up like a Christmas tree]
- Deputy Pullman: You don't reckon that we keep her up for the twelve days of Christmas, then?
- Tommy: I said, who's there?
- [Jack Frost hits Tommy, and enters the house]
- Jack Frost: Well it ain't fucking Frosty!
- Sam: Marla, I want you to call around, and get a hold of Jill Metzner. Oh, call the FBI in Denver, too. Some asshole named Manners.
- [Sam sees Agent Manners in the office]
- Sam: Who are you?
- Agent Manners: I'm the asshole.
- Jack Frost: That's right, Sheriff! You take a good, long look at this face! 'Cuz the next time you see it, it's gonna tear your world apart! I'll find a way! I'll tear your town apart! I'll kill your family! I'll kill you! You're dead! You hear me? Dead!
- Sam: Look, I just saw something that doesn't belong in this world, and it's out there killing my friends. Now, tell me what it is!
- Agent Manners: Jack Frost.
- Sam: No, Jack Frost died.
- Stone: Jack Frost changed.
- Sam: Changed?
- [after Jack has apparently been destroyed]
- Agent Manners: It's at a time like this, when I think all we can do is turn our eyes up to the heavens and say...
- [looks up and realizes Jack is back]
- Agent Manners: ...Oh shit.
- Agent Manners: Have the MV's been moved?
- Sam: Motor vehicles?
- Agent Manners: Have the murder victims been moved yet?
- Sam: No, uh, Jake and Sally Metzner have not been moved yet.
- Agent Manners: Fine. First take me to the crime scene. 'Scuse me, Jake and Sally's place. If everything checks out as I think it will, I'll have a task force in here by midnight.
- Sam: Does this mean this case is being taken out of my hands?
- Agent Manners: It was never in them, Sheriff.
- [Sam has frightened Stone with a warning shot]
- Stone: Do something!
- Agent Manners: Like what? Teach him how to shoot better?
- Jill Metzner: Tommy, no. Don't put cold water in. Now it's freezing.
- [the bath water transforms into Jack Frost]
- Jill Metzner: [on seeing a freshly ran bath of water] Thank you, Tommy!
- [Cuts to Tommy's corpse, which seems to be comically nodding in response]
- [Sam shoves oatmeal at Jack Frost, causing him to burn]
- Sam: Oatmeal is making him burn. Wait. What did you put in those oats?
- Ryan Tiler: Sorry.
- Sam: No. It's a good thing that you did.
- Ryan Tiler: I didn't want you to get cold.
- Sam: What did you put in the oats?
- Ryan Tiler: Anti-freeze.
- [Sam smiles and hugs Ryan]
- Sam: Look, I need everybody here to work with me on this, alright? I need you to stay calm. I need you to trust these people.
- Paul Davrow: Why in hell should we trust these guys?
- Agent Manners: Because we might just be your only hope.
- Sam: That's right!
- Deputy Foster: So, you reckon you're about ready to step out to lunch with me then?
- Marla: Do I look ready?
- Deputy Foster: Sure do to me.
- [Marla sprays hair spray at him]
- Marla: Luckily for you, Joe, the power to cloud men's minds is a responsibility I take very seriously.
- [Jack Frost has killed Jill]
- Jack Frost: Looks like Christmas came a little early this year. Well, I hope it was good for you honey. Oh, I must remember to send flowers.
- Ryan Tiler: [muttering to his snowman puppet] I hope he breaks his face.
- Billy Metzner: What did you say?
- Ryan Tiler: Nothing.
- Billy Metzner: Nobody says nothing behind my back.
- Sam: Hey, Jack.
- Jack Frost: What?
- Sam: What's the difference beween snow men and snow women?
- Jack Frost: I don't know.
- Sam: Snow balls.
- Jack Frost: Say, pal, how about a smoke?
- Guard: Say, Frost, why don't you shut the hell up?
- [the guard smokes a cigarette and blows smoke at Jack Frost, who sniffs it]
- Jack Frost: Filtered.
- Sam: Did you say 'it', Doc?
- Doc Peters: I beg your pardon?
- Sam: You said 'it', instead of 'he' or 'she'.
- Doc Peters: That's just a figure of speech, Sam. Who- whoever did this is an animal... metaphorically.
- [Sam has just been misinformed about the status of Jack Frost]
- Sam: It's over.
- Agent Manners: It's starting.
- Sam: Come on, shoot it!
- Stone: Those are not your orders.
- Agent Manners: Somebody remember to put out the cat.
- [Agent Manners fires his gun at Jack Frost, causing an explosion]
- Stone: We hadn't even tested the acid on an amoeba, let alone a human cell. This is a disaster.
- Agent Manners: Disaster? You got to learn to look on the bright side of things.
- Stone: The bright side?
- Agent Manners: Sure. At least you know it works. It's just a shame that your guinea pig had to be a homicidal maniac like Jack Frost, who I now have to put back... in a test tube.
- Driver: [driving through a snowstorm] That murdering bastard Jack Frost in there is one lucky son of a bitch.
- Second Driver: Lucky? He's being executed in thirty minutes.
- Driver: Yeah, but at least he doesn't have to drive back through this crap.
- Second Driver: Deep fried Jack served at midnight!
- [Sam has just had a conversation with Agent Manners, whom he had called an "asshole"]
- Marla: You were right the first time, Sam - 'asshole!'
- Jack Frost: [surviving a motor vehicle accident] Looks like Deep Fried Jack's off the menu for tonight, huh?
- Driver: Jesus Christ.
- Deputy Pullman: [talking to Billy's father after Billy was decapitated] There couldn't have been a fight. Billy is two feet taller than Ryan.
- Woman in crowd: Not anymore he ain't.
- Jack Frost: Looks like Deep Fried Jack's off the menu for tonight. We can do this the easy way or we can...
- [hears the tanker hatch blowing open and sees a liquid flying towards him]
- Jack Frost: This is gonna hurt.