"The events, characters and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actural persons, living or dead, or to actual events or firms is purely coinidental.
If, on the small chance your name is Heather and you hang out with bikers and one day you stumbled into a warehouse where a mob hit was taking place, and one by one your friends were hunted down until you and a naked guy were left, and your boyfriend was dangling on a rope, and the only way to kill the killer was to become one yourself...Well, talk to your lawyer. You might have a case."