Ratchet

Not every boring movie is a film noir. This one has not the style and cinematography to be honored as film noir! Not very persuasive actors try to have inteligent dialoges. At least the german version is far under my expectations. Could have been much better- sorry: 4/10

You have to take this film for a satire to appreciate it. AS such, it is enjoyable and well written. The scene where the main character is brutalized is one of the cleverist in recent memory.

I suppose this is just about watchable as erotic thrillers go. Everything is very tame though and were it not for the one torture scene (hands nailed to table in case you were wondering) and the themes of bondage and murder, this would probably get a 'U' rating.

The story has scriptwriter Elliot Callahan heading off to Nantucket island to try and find some inspiration for his latest, overdue, assignment. He becomes embroiled in the usual small-town high-jinks of murder, madness, sex and violence. The chain of events spirals out of control, when he decides to pass off the local weirdo's script as his own.

There is little else to say really - all the characters and performances are dull and bland (apart from the 'comic-book-guy' on the plane who is quite amusing) and the story is uninvolving, full of unexplored themes. To be fair the film seems to have had some thought behind it (the opening and closing credits are decent) and writer/director John Johnson gets points for effort, but nothing really comes together properly.

All I learnt was that scriptwriters are semi-alcoholic, whining wimps with no morals or dress sense; I'm also not sure of the meaning of the title - why Ratchet??