- Cory Robbins: Beth, I saw your film.
- Beth Hooper: What?
- Cory Robbins: Let's just say it wasn't on the Disney Channel, that's for sure.
- Rachel Whittaker: I can't believe he cheated on me!
- Ashley MacInally: He's a guy, what do you expect?
- Christina Hobson: Happy Birthday baby!
- Laura Sinclair: Mother?
- Christina Hobson: When did you go blonde?
- Laura Sinclair: The whole point of going to college is to snag a med student. You've already snagged a doctor!
- Laura Sinclair: [trying to seduce Nick after buying him chicken for dinner] I didn't know what you preferred. Thighs or breasts?
- Nicholas Hadley: [completely unaware] Wings.
- Hobson Daughter: [in response to Laura and Christina entering the room] This room is starting to smell! We'll wait down the hall.
- Laura Sinclair: [Matt walks into Laura's kitchen, shirtless, the morning after party. His presence is a surprise to Laura] Matt?
- Christina Hobson: You didn't say I couldn't have a houseguest.
- Laura Sinclair: [completely naked and wet, covering herself with a towel] Sir, I had no intention of being caught here in the state of undress.
- Laura Sinclair: Can you *ever* forgive me?
- [drops her towel, letting her boss get a good look at her body]