I have to admit, the only reason is an interview Courtney Thorne-Smith gave back in '98 on the Conan show (plugging this film) during which she had the misfortune to have Norm MacDonald as the preceding guest. He proceeded to excoriate this film, Carrot Top, and, by implication, the film industry, modern civilization, and the nature of existence itself with admirable aplomb. See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
It's funnier than the film. MacDonald is incredible. He actually got me to watch a Carrot Top movie based on his sight-unseen opinion of the film.
Courtney: "It's like 9 1/2 Weeks, but Carrot Top."
Norm: "So, it's like 9 1/2 Seconds?" (long pause) "'Cause he prematurely ejaculated."
Seriously, watch the interview.
