Paul Barber credited as playing...
Horse
- Dave: Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.
- Horse: You what?
- Dave: Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh?
- Horse: They wouldn't say that, would they?
- Dave: Why not? He's just said her tits are too big.
- Lomper: That's different. We're... blokes.
- Dave: Yeah, and?
- Gerald: I think she's got nice tits, actually.
- Lomper: I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her.
- Dave: No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
- Dole Clerk: Have you been actively looking for work in the last fortnight?
- Horse: Yes
- Dole Clerk: Have you done any work, paid or unpaid in the last fortnight?
- Horse: No
- Dole Clerk: That's not what I've heard