The Full Monty (1997) Poster

(1997)

Steve Huison: Lomper

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Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, Wim Snape, Hugo Speer, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Paul Barber, Steve Huison, and Hugo Speer in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, Hugo Speer, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Paul Barber, and Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Steve Huison, Wim Snape, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Steve Huison, Hugo Speer, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, and Hugo Speer in The Full Monty (1997) Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, Hugo Speer, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, and Hugo Speer in The Full Monty (1997) Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, and Hugo Speer in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Paul Barber, and Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Steve Huison, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, and Steve Huison in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, Steve Huison, Hugo Speer, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997) Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Steve Huison, Wim Snape, and Tom Wilkinson in The Full Monty (1997)

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  • Dave : [discussing possible means of suicide]  I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.

    Lomper : Haven't got any mates...

    Gary 'Gaz' Schofield : Listen to you, we just saved your fucking life so don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?

    Lomper : Really?

    Gary 'Gaz' Schofield : Yeah.

    Lomper : Thanks. Thanks a lot.

    Dave : Yeah, me and all, I'd run ya down as soon as look at ya.

    Lomper : Oh aye? Cheers.

  • Dave : The less I eat, the fatter I get.

    Lomper : So stuff yourself and get thin!

  • Dave : [discussing possible means of suicide]  Drownin'. Now there's a way to go.

    Lomper : I can't swim.

    Gaz : Well you don't have to fucking swim, you divvy, that's the whole point. God, you're not very keen are you?

    Lomper : Sorry...

  • Dave : Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.

    Horse : You what?

    Dave : Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh?

    Horse : They wouldn't say that, would they?

    Dave : Why not? He's just said her tits are too big.

    Lomper : That's different. We're... blokes.

    Dave : Yeah, and?

    Gerald : I think she's got nice tits, actually.

    Lomper : I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her.

    Dave : No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.

  • Horse : No, but... what I mean to say is... my willy...

    Lomper : *Your* willy? *My* willy!

  • Lomper : [Lomper comes in to find his mum trying to get up the stairs by herself]  What are you doin', mum?

    Lomper's Mum : Where've you been?

    Lomper : Drivin'.

    Lomper's Mum : Drivin' where?

    Lomper : Just drivin'!

    Lomper's Mum : [pause]  Thought you'd gone.

  • Horse : Hey, you got some fit birds in there.

    Lomper : Nah, tits are too big.

    Horse : Yeah? Didn't know they could be.

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