Mary Kay Bergman credited as playing...
Earthquake Lady • Wood Nymph • Water Nymph • Earth Nymph • Teenage Girls
- Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.
- Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.
- Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?
- Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake, I remember.
- Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.
- Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate!
- Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
- Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...
- Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.
- [a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]
- Elderly Thebian: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!