David Alan Grier credited as playing...
Parker
- [going through contraband items]
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: McHale's Mai Tai... McHale's Ale... McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is?
- Parker: You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an...
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Shut up!