- Dot Warner: Hey, watch out!
- Yakko Warner: What's the matter?
- Dot Warner: You almost knocked me off the ladder!
- Yakko Warner: No, I didn't!
- Dot Warner: Yes you did; I almost fell!
- Yakko Warner: Don't exaggerate.
- Dot Warner: I'm not.
- Dot Warner: Yeah, right.
- Dot Warner: Are you trying to pick a fight?
- Yakko Warner: Will you get out of my face?
- Dot Warner: Well, you're always in my space!
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: [singing] Every time we get into the car, it's so much work! It takes us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk with your playing und your jumping und your running all about! When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!
- Wakko Warner: [singing] Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, Better stop the car.
- Dot Warner: That's my toothbrush!
- Yakko Warner: No, it's not!
- Dot Warner: Well, it's sitting in my slot.
- Yakko Warner: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours.
- Dot Warner: Well, you're standing in my way!
- Yakko Warner: Yeah, that's tough!
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: [singing] Every time we take a trip, It's always just the same With the fighting und the biting Und the calling all those names. Then there's pushing und there's shoving und there's scratching on the neck. When we finally get to where we're going everyone's a wreck!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!