John Ashton credited as playing...
Mac Macnally
- Billy Heywood: If Joe can paint a house in three hours and Sam can paint the same house in five hours, how long will it take to paint it together?
- Mac: Now wait a minute, you never said this was a word problem.
- Mac: You're a frickin' primadonna, McGreavy. You don't deserve to wear that uniform.
- Mike McGrevey: You know, you're right, Mac. I'm a disgrace to the Twins. I think you should trade me.
- Mac: As soon as we find someone dumb enough to take you, that's EXACTLY what we're gonna do.
- Billy Heywood: No we're not. We're not trading you.
- Mike McGrevey: So what are you going to do, bench me?
- Billy Heywood: Nope, play you. When it's your turn to pitch, you pitch. Nothing changes.
- Mike McGrevey: You know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I have a feeling my concentration's not going to be that good out there. I might tend to forget some of those scouting reports.
- Billy Heywood: Well, that's up to you, you're the free agent. Hey Mac, what's the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can't get anybody out?